How are woman like a hurricane?
They are wet and wild when they come and they take the house and car when they leave...
How are women like... | V čem jsou ženy jako... |
hurricane | hurikán |
wet | vlhký, mokrý |
wild | divoký |
take | vzít s sebou, odnést |
leave | odejít, opustit |
Doctor says to his patient, ,,I have bad news and worse news.''
,,Oh dear, what's the bad news?'' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, ,,You have only 24 hours to live.''
,,That's terrible,'' said the patient.,,How can the news posibly be worse?''
The doctor replies, ,,I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.''
patient | pacient; trpělivý |
bad news | špatná zpráva |
worse | horší |
you have only 24 hours to live. | zbývá vám jen 24 hodin života |
since | od té doby |