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How are woman like a hurricane?
They are wet and wild when they come and they take the house and car when they leave...

How are women like... V čem jsou ženy jako...
hurricane hurikán
wet vlhký, mokrý
wild divoký
take vzít s sebou, odnést
leave odejít, opustit

 

Doctor says to his patient, ,,I have bad news and worse news.''
,,Oh dear, what's the bad news?'' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, ,,You have only 24 hours to live.''
,,That's terrible,'' said the patient.,,How can the news posibly be worse?''
The doctor replies, ,,I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.''

patient pacient; trpělivý
bad news špatná zpráva
worse horší
you have only 24 hours to live. zbývá vám jen 24 hodin života
since od té doby
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