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A boy came home from school and said to his father, ,,Dad, today we learned about the president, the government, the police and the people, but I didn't understand.'' The father says ,,Well son, it's simple, it's like our family. I am the president, your mother is government, your grandmother is the police and you are the people. Now I am going to the pub to have a drink.'' A few hours later teh boy runs into the pub, ,,Daddy, Daddy, come home quick! There is a new president and he's fucking the government, the police are sleeping, and the people don't know what to do!''

government vláda
people lidé
simple jednoduchý
it's like our family je to stejné jako v naší rodině
a few pár
later později
fuck souložit; babrat, kazit


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